Intelligent Design

The most amazing thing about this chronicle of laundry isn't even the validation that our neighbors do indeed do laundry every day of the year.

What is most astonishing is that patterns seem to be emerging from what seemed pure random disorder.

A few days ago for instance, there were a lot of socks drying.

Today, all the rugs in the house are drying, relegating all the floors to their natural state, which I assume is tile or hardwood floors. Not many people put this many rugs on top of carpet.

So was it planned to have lots of warm socks ready in the face of impending cold feet on rugless flooring?

And if there is sort of method to the madness, what does it mean when there is nothing but underwear hanging on the line?

It boggles the mind.